cute-pet-animals-aww:

My son turns 7 in September. He told me this was the only gift he wanted from me.

tags: cute q +

fuckyeahfelines:

Photogenic kricket.

(submitted by Bri)

tags: cute q +

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

fidefortitude:

And here you see the episode in which Sam and Dean criticise Supernatural’s writing while pretending to be Jared and Jensen while Misha Collins tweets about them before he starts crying and gets stabbed to death 

The writers were high as a freakin’ cloud writing this I swear

(Source: spngifsets)

tags: spn +

slutformisha:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

What do french people call a really bad thursday?

a trajeudi

update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you

tags: that...does not surprise me + but tell it to americans who know french on an intro to french level + and they'll find it hilarious +

samwinchesterbitmysister:

I feel like people often forget about this Chris Evans

tags: .........uh + okay then +

haskull:

haskull:

fcottm:

haskull:

Reblog to Activate the Bees

how do I turn it off???????????????????????

Click the button below to Deactivate the Bees.
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(Disclaimer: The above button does not actually deactivate the bees and was placed here only for the emotional reassurance of any individual who may be afraid of bees. Once an individual has reblogged this post, the bees are activated and cannot be stopped.)

opewinston:

toxsic:

pard-on-my-hard-on:

kingerock288:

lupercos:

(yelling) gay (normal voice) lesbian (muttering) bi….. sexual……. (confused whispering) tr…………… tran…….. trans…………..ss…………………………… (booming voice in the background) STRAIGHT  ALLIES

This sums up representation of LGBT pretty damn well

(sign language) pansexual (morse code beeps) asexual

(Ancient language of the elder gods) Nonbinary

(smoke signals) aromantic 

naturepunk:

lionsilverwolf:

naturepunk:

naturepunk:

So I cracked three eggs, and every one of them had double yolks. Is that some kind of record? 

I found a giant egg in the nest box today so I cracked it open and it had three yolks in it and I’m just so done with chickens right now. 

Your chickens are nuts.

I apparently need to buy a lottery ticket because reportedly, the chances of getting one double-yolked egg are 1 in 1,000, and the chances of getting one triple-yolk egg are at 1 in one billion. 

tags: oh my god +

melleauxmood:

bonjouryoulee:

earthsoldiers:

earthlynation:

common sense, really

YESSS

and then developers have the nerve to call the neighborhood “fox run” or some shit.

(Source: dirtyhippieproductions)

bootygrooty:

buckybarneswho:

Winter Soldier AU where Steve never rips the mask off the winter soldier so he never learns that it’s Bucky and he ends up killing him and after he’s dead Steve takes off the mask and realizes what he’s done

AU where u never wrote this fucked up post

tags: HEY NOT FUCKING COOL + marvel +

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

me: i want to draw
me: *starts drawing* i don't want to do this anymore

ermichaels:

tbiamaryllis:

northernmind-southernheart:

The american sex education system.

Why are you laughing at me

man carrie was a fuckd up movie

(Source: moretz-c)

tags: oh my god +

xypeilo:

horrasin:

malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.

Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

arizona joins the aesthetic movement

It hurts to look at this. 

tags: oh my god + seriously? +

averypottermormon:

mahimahi713:

cannibals-insomnia:

I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet.

"how could you do that! that’s animal abuse"

No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them.

"cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat"

I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.

I was about to go off on you

although with that URL I’m not sure if it’s only your animals that are eating people