fuckyeahfelines:

(submitted by whoagifs)

tags: cute q +
tags: cute q +
sometimes you eat apple sauce & brussels sprouts for dinner
because that’s the only thing left in your pantry
and you spent your paycheck on that
pile of books you’ll never get around to reading
and maybe that is all it means to be
alive in the age of your twenties
tags: brussel sprouts are amazing if cooked correctly + but apple sauce is always gross + .....sorry + pomme de terre ire + beaucoup ivre. as in I prob won't even remember rebloggin this int he morning +

joan-lock:

A woman of color plays a lead character. There’s a trans character who’s treated respectfully. The white British dude is the immigrant with an accent, not the Asian woman. The cast is diverse. The story is interesting and fun. Moriarty is a powerful, complex female character with diverse motivations. Lucy fucking Liu is in it. There’s kick-ass mystery solving shit going on. There’s a pet turtle. Elementary is a gift to us all. 

tags: I thought it was a tortoise? + but yeah +

repress:

Do you ever want to talk to someone but

1) You feel like you’re bothering them or coming off clingy
2) You don’t have anything to say, you just want to talk to them
3) You don’t know how to hold a conversation to save your life 

tanscum:

To those who make “reconsider your manhood” posts:

I hope you realize that what you are saying can cause a lot of dysphoria for people. You’re setting a potentially highly-dysphoric person on a path of questioning and fear. If someone is safe and comfortable in their gender, don’t pressure them to change it due to your own ideals. Please stop posting these things, they are potentially very harmful.

tags: YES + every single time I see one of those it majorly pisses me off +
People want to believe gender is something that’s essential, and people repeat these essentialist ideas all the time. “Oh, women do that” and “Oh, men do that” and the reality is that all women don’t anything. We as individuals do what we do, you know, and sometimes that’s informed by gender and sometimes it’s just who we are. And I think all that just makes people really, really uncomfortable because they don’t want to think about who they are.

closertoblasphemy:

amazing

tags: wait but... + my primary leg-crossing..whatever is that side too + o.o + is it just a right-handed people thing or? + pomme de terre ivre + ...tres beaucoup ivre +

axmxz:

(x)

Classiest show on television, folks.

(Source: kissthefuture)

tags: I have no idea what ths if from but I laughed + pomme de terre ivre +

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled away
almost

(Source: chemkitt)

tags: this cracks me up + I SHOULD MAKE BABY JESUS PANCAKES + OH OH OH + IF I OPENED A DINER I COULD HAVE 'SWEET BABY JESUS' ON THE MENU + AND THEY WOULD BE BABY JESUS PANCAKES + WITH SYRUP + AHAHAHAHAHA I'M AMUSED + pomme de terre ivre +

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

tags: BUT IT'S NOT EVEN JUST UPPER MIDDLE CLASS + I have FAMILY that does this + and it pisses me off and I want to stab them in the eye + have you ever heard of gifts?????????? + or maybe they got said nice thing before falling upon hard times???? + OR MAYBE IT'S A KNOCKOFF + OR MAYBE THEY GOT A WONDERFUL UNIGNORABLE DEAL ON IT + FUCK OFF YOU ENTITLED DOUCHEBAGS + ugh +

imperfeccionpura:

fabymetal:

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww *w*

                cosas hermosas >u<

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

tags: oh jesus +

spermbanker:

date me to disappoint your parents

tags: especially if they're transphobic + I don't mind being hated by your parents +

attabe:

that’s a nice ship you have there but do they punch each other in the face

(Source: attabeen)