My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?
I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”
Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay
STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR
I found myself at a baby shower this weekend where I was instructed to write parenting advice on a notecard.
» hey reminder
if yr under 18 and yr not ok with an adult following u/liking your selfies etc for any reason, please say and ill do whatever to make you comfortable its really not a bother! i know i have a lot of young mutuals.
You know, the hooded figures don’t seem to mind Cecil talking about them.
I got to thinking, and you know who else eats pizza, hangs out in dog parks and hates being acknowledged?
THE HOODED FIGURES ARE JUST TEENAGERS WEARING HOODIES
ah yes, that explains why they hover several feet in the air and emit menacing staticky sounds
hey puberty wasn’t an easy ride for everyone ok
Exactly what I’ve been looking for
Today’s Gender of the day is: Reciprocal Function
Me saving my grades at the end of a term
i just learned that british photographer harry pointer made a lot of captioned photographs of cats in various situations in the late 19th century
look at this
the lolcat is over a century old
I fear whoever made this holy shit
"Hey can I get the time?"
"Uh yeah… just… just wait… wait for it… it’s… It’s 10:30"
i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.
PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.
I have absolutely no idea what the fuck I’m doing
—10 word story about me everyday all of the time (via hazzzzel